Thanks for the Christmas wishes via text message everyone, with responses ranging from the traditional to the enthusiastic, to the don’t-bloody-care-at-all. Here’s a few great ones:

Alfred: Happy commercial jesus day to you too!

Gerard: Yeah yeah..

Lynn: Wooffffff wwuufffffffffffff! Burp… Hugs. Merry christmasssss!

Jonnie: Who’s this? I’ve lost your contact yo! [lol… damnit Jon…]

Unknown Malaysian number: Merry christmas to u n your loved ones. Bhavani. [um, I don’t recall knowing a Bhavani…]

*shrugs* Eh… spread the love and joy everyone. Have a metal Boxing Day!